Adopt Me! Insider

I swear I wasn’t trying to flex. I logged into a public server to do some aging, grabbed my Neon Arctic Reindeer (because c'mon, who doesn't think it's the best…

This happened yesterday, and I’m still kinda sick about it. I’d known this person for like two weeks. We met in a trading server, and they seemed cool. We weren’t…

I don’t know why I did it, honestly. I was bored. Maybe a little curious. I was in a public server, not really doing anything, and thought it’d be funny…

So I stepped away for, like, five minutes. Literally. I was just AFK making a snack. I didn’t think much of it—I was in a public server, hanging out in…

You’d think after playing Adopt Me for years, I’d be immune to scams. I know all the tricks, all the red flags. But this one? This one caught me off…

So I finally figured out how to get into a rich server—those ones where everyone’s riding around on Bat Dragons, stacking trades with fly Potions, and casually flexing Mega Shadows…

You ever do something so dumb in Adopt Me that you have to log off and walk around your house to recover? Yeah… that was me last week. I still…